How Smoking Can Help You Predict The Future
Pull
out a cigarette, fire it up and take a puff of smoke my fellow man because in
this article I'm going to go all voodoo psycho psychic on you and tell you
exactly how smoking can help you predict the future – Don't worry, Aaron’s a
Doctor
You're gonna die - Yeah,
we're all going to die at some point in life but you can predict for a fact
that you're gonna die probably sooner than most of us. Why? Well blame that
magic stick you shove between your lips every day or even every hour. That shit
causes cancer and the whole shenanigans-FACT!
You're never owning a
Mercedes - If you add up all the funds you've spent on buying cigarettes,
getting sick because of the smoke and every other expense that is related to
smoking, you're robbing yourself of a Merc. It’s as simple as that, you are.
Now if you tell me that you already have a Mercedes then to you my friend I say
– you will never own TWO Mercedes.
You stink of smoke
– It’s most likely that you're a walking talking chimney. Truth to god, smokers
smell of cigarette smoke. We men should not smell like smoke, no, we need to
smell of cologne that makes us almost edible to women, Period.
Your lips and teeth
are going to become discoloured – I'm on a roll with the facts today. Smoking
destroys teeth, makes it yellow and all decayed. How do you plan on having a
winner smile and charming folks if you have lemonade tinted teeth. This is
serious now, jokes aside, why are you damaging your good looks man? Why!!
Your Girlfriend/Wife
is going to give you grief about smoking – How often are smokers asked to
please leave the vicinity and smoke. I see it happen all the time, even with my
own cousins and friends. There’s going come a time when your wife will FORCE
you to go outside every time you smoke, especially when the babies arrive. If
you don’t trust me, go ask women if they will allow you to smoke in the house
with kids around? HELL NO!
It's killing your sperms man - Sweet F***ing Mother Of Hell, how can someone keep smoking after knowing this?! I get really pissed off when I learn that something is gonna mess with my swimmers and sex. Listen, stop your shit and stop smoking, for the sake of Gorgeous Good looking Hot women.
There you have it, future predicted for the average smoker.
It really isn't rocket science. All in all, smoking is a real pain in the ass. Think about
it for a moment – the high it ONCE afforded you passed after a few good
occasions. It simply becomes a habit, one that has no actual positive impact in
your life. This post is in no way meant to hate on people who smoke, it’s
merely meant to rattle your bones up a bit.
Your life is not something to be messed around with and it
never is long enough to do everything you want to so why throw away valuable
time and energy in something that has no meaning in your life. Now I get that
it’s tough to kick the habit of smoking, or should I say Addiction but we are
men and nothing is impossible for us.
Be a man and make the best choice for yourself. Do
everything you can to prolong your life or atleast rid yourself of things that
decreases your life span. If you don't feel the need to, we can't force you but
at least take a shot and be open minded about this. Easier said than done :
okay sure, it won't be easy at all but I Challenge you to Try.
Leave the smoke for fires. Oh and Aaron isn't really a doctor.
-Zak
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